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«I think everyone should go to college and get a degree and then spend six months as a bartender and six months as a cabdriver. Then they would really be educated.»
«Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping-or attaches the name of St. Patrick to the day of the year that bartenders fear most.»
«The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid»
«A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.»
Author: Jim Bishop (Writer) | About: Writers | Keywords: bartender, bartenders, Good Book, PER, per se
«I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.»
«Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'»
«Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.»
«Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, 'What will you have, sir?' And I said, 'A glass of hemlock.'»

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