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«I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
| About:
Funny,
Relationships
| Keywords:
hates, met, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, ridiculous, said, told, yet
«I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
| About:
Marriage,
Relationships,
Wives
| Keywords:
interrupt, interrupting, My Wife, spoken
«I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up»
«I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.»
«My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.»
«If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.»
«I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people.»
«My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.»
«My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.»
«My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
crazy, okay, opinion, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, told, ugly
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