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«My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
garbage, garbage can, keep an eye on, My Wife, Rid of Me
«I'm so ugly - I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get»
«I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.»
«Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about»
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
(Comedian)
| About:
Arguments
| Keywords:
arguments, impressive, opponent, somewhat
«At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he can't.»
«This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.»
«I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.»
«Life is just a bowl of pits.»
«I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.»
«With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.»
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