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«Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not be separated from the man»
«Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.»
Author: Doug Larson
| About:
Computers
| Keywords:
called upon, Computers, Dog Eat Dog, eaten, formerly, functions, homework, including, perform, The Dog
«But with dogs, we do have ?bad dog.? Bad dog exists. ?Bad dog! Bad dog! Stole a biscuit, bad dog!? The dog is saying, ?Who are you to judge me? You human beings who?ve had genocide, war against people of different creeds, colors, religions, and I stole a biscuit?! Is that a crime? People of the world!??Well, if you put it that way, I think you?ve got a point. Have another biscuit, sorry.?»
Author: Eddie Izzard
(Actor, Comedian)
| Keywords:
Bad Religion, biscuit, biscuits, colors, creeds, genocide, People of, stole, The Dog, war crime, who are you
«All knowledge, the totality of all questions and all answers is contained in the dog»
Author: Franz Kafka
(Writer)
| Keywords:
answers, contained, contained in, questions, The Dog, totality
«A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.»
«A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'»
Author: Tommy Cooper
| About:
Dogs,
Funny
| Keywords:
alarmed, assistant, assistants, bloke, blokes, calls, Call for help, guide, guide dog, head start, Just Say No, picks, shop, shop assistant, sir, swinging, thanks, The Blind, The Dog, walks
«God...sat down for a moment when the dog was finished in order to watch it... and to know that it was good, that nothing was lacking, that it could not have been made better.»
«DOG, n. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship. This Divine Being in some of his smaller and silkier incarnations takes, in the affection of Woman, the place to which there is no human male aspirant. The Dog is a survival --an anachronism. He toils not, neither does he spin, yet Solomon in all his glory never lay upon a door-mat all day long, sun-soaked and fly-fed and fat, while his master worked for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail, seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.»
Author: Ambrose Bierce
(Editor, Journalist, Writer)
| Keywords:
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«I've decided life is too fragile to finish a book I dislike just because it cost $16.95 and everyone else loved it. Or eat a fried egg with a broken yolk (which I hate) when the dog would leap over the St. Louis Arch for it.»
«Conscience is the dog that can't bite, but never stops barking.»
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