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«The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started?»
Author: Billy Connolly (Actor) | Keywords: apparently, get started, have sex, human race, joke, playing, play a joke on, practical, practical joke, set up, started
«Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?»
Author: Rita Rudner (Comedian, Writer) | About: Funny, Marriage, Sex | Keywords: eighteen, five, in jokes, joke, joked, peak, peaked, playing, play a joke on, practical, practical joke, reach, sexual, take a joke, the Peak, thirties, thirty-five, thirty
«There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe for a vast practical joke»
Author: Herman Melville (Novelist, Poet, Writer) | Keywords: affair, joke, man of affairs, mixed, occasions, practical, practical joke, queer, queerer, queerest, vast
«The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.»
Author: Will Rogers | Keywords: elected, electing, elects, jokes, practical, practical joke
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