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«The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started?»
Author: Billy Connolly
(Actor)
| Keywords:
apparently, get started, have sex, human race, joke, playing, play a joke on, practical, practical joke, set up, started
«A joke is not a thing but a process, a trick you play on the listener's mind. You start him off toward a plausible goal, and then by a sudden twist you land him nowhere at all or just where he didn't expect to go.»
Author: Max Eastman
(Author, Journalist, Writer)
| About:
Jokes
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listener, listeners, nowhere, plausible, play a joke on, play on, sudden, The Listener, The Twist, trick, twist, twisting, twists
«Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?»
Author: Rita Rudner
(Comedian, Writer)
| About:
Funny,
Marriage,
Sex
| Keywords:
eighteen, five, in jokes, joke, joked, peak, peaked, playing, play a joke on, practical, practical joke, reach, sexual, take a joke, the Peak, thirties, thirty-five, thirty
«Laughter brings you to reality as it is. The world is a play of God, a cosmic joke. And unless you understand it as a cosmic joke you will never be able to understand the ultimate mystery.»
Author: Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh
(Spiritual leader)
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as it is, brings, cosmic, joke, laughter, mystery, play a joke on, The Ultimate, ultimate
«A play is made by sensing how the forces in life simulate ignorance-you set free the concealed irony, the deadly joke.»
Author: Arthur Miller
(Playwright)
| About:
Irony,
Play
| Keywords:
concealed, deadly, irony, play a joke on, sensing, set free, simulate, simulated, simulating
«Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.»
Author: Robert Collier
| About:
Mind
| Keywords:
continually, eventually, humor, image, imagined, jokes, manifest, manifesting, play a joke on, sense of humor, subconscious, subconscious mind, think about
«You may easily play a joke on a man who likes to argue--agree with him.»
«Whoever is admitted or sought for, in company, upon any other account than that of his merit and manners, is never respected there, but only made use of. We will have such-a-one, for he sings prettily; we will invite such-a-one to a ball, for he dances well; we will have such-a-one at supper, for he is always joking and laughing; we will ask another because he plays deep at all games, or because he can drink a great deal. These are all vilifying distinctions, mortifying preferences, and exclude all ideas of esteem and regard. Whoever is had (as it is called) in company for the sake of any one thing singly, is singly that thing, and will never be considered in any other light; consequently never respected, let his merits be what they will.»
Author: Lord Chesterfield
(Diplomat, Statesman, Wit)
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«Horse-play, romping, frequent and loud fits of laughter, jokes, and indiscriminate familiarity, will sink both merit and knowledge into a degree of contempt. They compose at most a merry fellow; and a merry fellow was never yet a respectable man.»
Author: Lord Chesterfield
(Diplomat, Statesman, Wit)
| Keywords:
at most, compose, familiarity, fits, frequent, indiscriminate, jokes, merry, play a joke on, respectable, romp, sink
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