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Letter "G" » Gags
«I was well acquainted with the gag that if you looked like your passport picture, you needed a trip. I was unprepared for the preponderance of thuglike pictures which I found in the course of processing passports.»
«Gags die, humor doesn't»
Author: Jack Benny (Entertainer) | About: Humor, Jokes | Keywords: gag, Gags
«The silence of the grave gagged the living; people who had talked with his incarnate approval became sepulchrally mute.»
«You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.»
«In the end, everything is a gag.»
«But for a few phrases from his letters and an odd line or two of his verse, the poet walks gagged through his own biography.»
Author: John Updike | About: Biography, Poetry | Keywords: biography, gag, gagged, Gags, phrases, verse
«Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?»
«If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.»

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