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«I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.»
Author: Dolly Parton (Actress, Singer) | About: Jokes | Keywords: blonde, blondes, dumb, dumb blonde, jokes, offended
«Gags die, humor doesn't»
Author: Jack Benny (Entertainer) | About: Humor, Jokes | Keywords: gag, Gags
«If a condescending joke is truly funny, make yourself the subject- you will increase the number of people laughing by at least one.»
Author: Joe Harsel | About: Attitude, Encouragement, Jokes, People
«For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies»
Author: Laurence Sterne (Writer) | About: Enemies, Jokes | Keywords: Hast, jokes
«Family jokes, through rightly cursed by strangers, are the bond that keeps most families alive»
Author: Stella Benson | About: Jokes | Keywords: bond, cursed, families, jokes, rightly, Strangers
«I think of myself as a comedian who has the pleasure of writing jokes about things that I actually care about. And that's really it. You know, if I really wanted to enact social change? I have great respect for people who are in the front lines and the trenches of trying to enact social change. I am far lazier than that.»
Author: Jon Stewart (Actor, Comedian) | About: Jokes, Social Change, The Daily Show
«Housekeeping ain't no joke»
Author: Louisa May Alcott (Author) | About: Funny, Jokes, Saying | Keywords: housekeeping
«I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.»
Author: Marilyn Monroe (Actress) | About: Jokes | Keywords: jokes
«Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.»
Author: Robert Frost | About: Jokes | Keywords: joke, jokes
«Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.»
Author: Robert Frost | About: Jokes | Keywords: jokes
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