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«Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!»
Author: Eric Cartman | About: Funny | Keywords: Frisbee, hippie, hippies, play, pot, potted, save, smoke, smokes, smoke out
«Screw you guys, I'm going home»
Author: Eric Cartman | Keywords: guys
«Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000.»
Author: Eric Cartman | Keywords: closet, moms
«If some sissy chick tried to kick my ass I would say hey, missy, go knit me a sweater before I slap you in the face!»
Author: Eric Cartman | Keywords: chicks, hey, kick, knit, knits, knitted, knitting, missy, sissies, sissy, slap, slapped, sweater, sweaters
«Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job or Kenny's dad would be a millionare!»
Author: Eric Cartman | Keywords: dad, Kenny, paying, Scotch, too bad
«Ok That's it, Talking Poo is where I draw the line.»
Author: Eric Cartman | Keywords: draw the line, O.K., ok, Poo
«Kenny's family is so poor that yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.»
Author: Eric Cartman | Keywords: box, box up, cardboard, cardboard box, Kenny, mortgage, mortgaged, mortgages, mortgaging, poor box, second mortgage
«Why does this happen every month? It seems like right about the same time every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something, and I always end up getting screwed by it.»
Author: Eric Cartman | Keywords: every month, mom, screwed
«Anyway Kenny, Yellow MegaMan is only $8.95, so maybe your mom can put it on layaway and make payments for a year or two.»
Author: Eric Cartman | Keywords: Kenny, mom, payments, yellow
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