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«Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you»
Author: Ogden Nash
(Writer)
| About:
Age,
Ageing,
Funny,
Priorities
| Keywords:
at home, middle, middle age, ringed, rings, ring out, Ring The, ring up, rung, Saturday, Saturday Night, sitting, sittings, telephone, telephones
«Liverpool can be very lonely on a Saturday night, and it's only Thursday morning.»
«Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)»
Author: Jack Handy
(Writer)
| Keywords:
demand, march, on the way, rights, Saturday, Saturday Night, Saturday Night Live, slam, slamming, slams, talking, talking to, way out
«To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, Hey, can you give me a hand? You can say, Sorry, got these sacks. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)»
Author: Jack Handy
(Writer)
| Keywords:
carry, good idea, hey, sacked, sacks, Saturday, Saturday Night, Saturday Night Live, sorry, walk around
«Every man has a right to a Saturday night bath.»
«I enjoy watching reruns of Saturday Night Live and counting all the dead people»
Author: George Carlin
(Actor, Author, Comedian)
| Keywords:
counting, rerun, reruns, Saturday, Saturday Night, Saturday Night Live, The Dead, watching
«Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)»
Author: Jack Handy
(Writer)
| Keywords:
falls, guess, guy, leans, regular, regulars, Saturday, Saturday Night, Saturday Night Live, trap, trap door, window
«It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money. - Deep Thoughts ( Saturday Night Live)»
Author: Jack Handy
(Writer)
| Keywords:
back and forth, forth, guess, rocking, Saturday, Saturday Night, Saturday Night Live, sitting, sit back, wanting
«Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Dating,
Funny
| Keywords:
bisexuality, date, doubles, Saturday, Saturday Night
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