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«Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.»
«For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy.»
«If the poor overweight jogger only knew how far he had to run to work off the calories in a crust of bread, he might find it better in terms of pound per mile to go to a massage parlor.»
«I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.»
«Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.»
Author: Dave Barry
(Humorist, Writer)
| About:
Golf,
Sports
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clothing, hideous, open to, originally, overweight, owns, Protestants, restrict, restricted, restricting, restricts, wealthy
«Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.»
«For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!»
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