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Letter "H" » Humour
«Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought I?d share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ?ah was that you?? And I didn?t have the heart to tell her. Oh!Will: She woke herself up?Sean: Ah...! But Will, she?s been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff.~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.»
Author: Good Will Hunting | About: Humour, Love
«Will Hunting: Does this break the patient-doctor code?Sean Maguire: Only if you grab my ass.»
«There is no accounting for taste and no taste for accounting.»
Author: Kevin Byrne | About: Humour, Taste
«Let the little fairy in you fly!»
«There's no life without humour. It can make the wonderful moments of life truly glorious, and it can make tragic moments bearable.»
«I may not lead the most dramatic life, but in my brain it's War and Peace everyday.»
«Everything I do, I feel is genius. Whether it is or it isn't.»
«Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them.»
Author: Simon Wiesenthal (Activist) | About: Humour | Keywords: humour, oppressed
«The poor girl does not know how to have a conversation. Unfortunately, she does know how to speak.»
«The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen in the image of Englishmen.»

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