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«Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.»
Author: Blake Clark
| About:
Army,
Funny
| Keywords:
adult, boy scout, Boy Scouts, Scouts, supervision
«Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.»
Author: Groucho Marx
(Actor, Comedian, Singer)
| About:
Funny
| Keywords:
behind, man and wife, successful, wife
«Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.»
«Bush is smart. I don't think that Bush will ever be impeached, 'cause unlike Clinton, Reagan, or even his father, George W. is immune from scandal. Because, if George W. testifies that he had no idea what was going on, wouldn't you believe him?»
«Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.»
Author: John Wilmot (2nd Earl of Rochester)
(Poet)
| About:
Family,
Funny
| Keywords:
bringing, bringing up, theories
«Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.»
«Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they?ve seen me laugh, and they?ve seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo.»
Author: Bill Maher
(Actor, Comedian, Producer, Writer)
| About:
Funny
| Keywords:
bush, hug, interview, interviewed, interviewing, interviews, qualification, qualifications, The Interview, tickle, tickled, tickles, tickling, weep
«By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.»
Author: Oscar Wilde
(Critic, Dramatist, Novelist, Poet)
| About:
Bachelors,
Funny,
Temptation
| Keywords:
converts, permanent, persistently, public, remaining, temptation
«Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.»
«Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Dating,
Funny
| Keywords:
bisexuality, date, doubles, Saturday, Saturday Night
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