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«I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
Catholics, mated, mating, pigeon, pigeons
«All people know the same truth; our lives consist of how we choose to distort them»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
consist, distort, distorting
«Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.»
«I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
astound, astounded, astounding, astounds
«Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Funny,
Love,
Sex
| Keywords:
alleviated, alleviates, causes, tension, tensions
«Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
fender, fruitful, guy, hit, multiplied by, multiplies, multiply, multiplying, told
«Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Funny,
Sex
| Keywords:
knock, knocked out, knock on, knock out, knock up, masturbation, sex
«Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
account, a million, bank, banked, bank account, believing, deposited, depositing, deposits, dollars, million, name, Swiss, Swiss bank, the Swiss
«It shows exactly what you can do if you're a total psychotic.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| Keywords:
exactly, psychotic, psychotics, shows, total
«Sex is better than talk...Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.»
Author: Woody Allen
(Actor, Author, Film Director, Screenwriter)
| About:
Sex
| Keywords:
get to, sex, suffer
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