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«It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core»
«Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.»
Author: Phyllis Diller
| Keywords:
rest home
«Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.»
«My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me»
Author: Phyllis Diller
| Keywords:
photographs
«I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.»
«A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once»
«My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual»
Author: Phyllis Diller
| About:
Anger,
Frustration
| Keywords:
as usual, bell, business deal, dealing, frustration, go about, rant, ranting, rave, raved, raves, raving, recipe, simmer, simmering, simmer down, The Bell, The Sound, timer, timers, usual
«Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed»
Author: Phyllis Diller
| About:
America and Americans
| Keywords:
bank, cab, cabs, get into, robbed, robbing a bank, The New Yorker
«I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.»
«If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.»
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