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Letter "J" » Jay Leno Quotes
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«As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil, it's about gasoline.»
«We have an important decision to make now about who controls Iraq. You know, that's a critical question, because it's who we're going to be fighting in five to ten years.»
«If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.»
«Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How did we screw that one up?»
«Dick Cheney has announced that he has agreed to be Bush's running mate in 2004. Cheney says wants four more years as vice president, but I get the feeling Cheney wants four more years at anything. He said the only thing that could keep him from running is another double bacon cheeseburger.»
Author: Jay Leno
(Comedian, Host)
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agreed, announced, cheeseburger, Cheney, dick, in 2004, mate, running mate, vice president
«I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wiretapping illegal?!»
«The guy he shot ... had a mild heart attack. To which Cheney said: 'Oh you big baby, I get those all the time. Come on, walk it off!»
«There are reports that Saddam has been spotted in central Baghdad. Parts of him were also spotted in northern Baghdad, eastern Baghdad and western Baghdad.»
«For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!»
«It's just a matter of time before we go into Iraq and get Saddam Hussein. I think just before Bush falls below 50 percent, that's when we'll be going.»
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