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«The art of never making a mistake is crucial to motherhood. To be effective and to gain the respect she needs to function, a other must have her children believe she has never engaged in sex, never made a bad decision, never caused her own mother a moment's anxiety, and was never a child.»
«All of us have moments in out lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.»
«Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.»
Author: Erma Bombeck
| About:
Humor
| Keywords:
outburst, outbursts, spontaneous, surprises, unbridled, unplanned
«My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.»
«Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.»
«Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you.»
Author: Erma Bombeck
| About:
Children
| Keywords:
at work, high-risk, Home Alone, occupation, summer, thirteen
«The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.»
Author: Erma Bombeck
| About:
Funny,
Sex
| Keywords:
breathing, breathings, heavies, heavy, jog, jogging, take up
«Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.»
«Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.»
Author: Erma Bombeck
| Keywords:
coincidence, coincidences, consumed, dinners, eighteen, thanksgiving, twelve
«Housework can kill you if done right»
Author: Erma Bombeck
| Keywords:
housework
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