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«If child molestation is actually your concern, how come we don't see Bradley tanks knocking down Catholic churches?»
Author: Bill Hicks
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
Bradley, Catholic, Catholic churches, concern, how come, knocking, knockings, knock down, molestation, tanked, tanks
«They blow themselves up in order to get at us, and we launch 3 million dollar missiles off of giant floating iron islands 2000 miles away -- Who are the real cowards?»
«You know all that money we spend on the military ever year -- trillions of dollars? Instead, if we use this money to feed and clothe the poor of this world, which it would do many times over, then we can explore space, inner and outer, together, as one race.»
Author: Bill Hicks
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
a trillion, clothe, dollars, explore, feed, inner world, know-all, military, outer, The Military, the poor, trillion, trillions
«Childbirth is a miracle. No, it's not. . . . It's a chemical reaction, that's all.»
«Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.»
«It's really weird how your life changes. Tonight I'm drinking water. Four years ago? Opium. Night and day, you know?»
«I dunno how much AIDS scares y'all, but I got a theory: the day they come out with a cure for AIDS, a guaranteed one-shot cure, on that day there's gonna be fucking in the streets, man.»
Author: Bill Hicks
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
aided, AIDS, come out, cure, dunno, fucking, guaranteed, one shot, on that, scares, shot, The Streets
«It's great to be here. I thank you. Ah, I've been on the road doing comedy for ten years now, so bear with me while I plaster on a fake smile and plough through this shit one more time.»
Author: Bill Hicks
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
comedy, fake, on the road, plaster, plasters, plough, shit, thank you
«See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you've got the money!»
«Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is in control. Here, here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up, go back to bed America, here is American Gladiators, here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on the living in the land of freedom. Here you go America - you are free to do what well tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!»
Author: Bill Hicks
(Comedian)
| Keywords:
American government, bang, bangs, channels, congratulate, congratulated, congratulates, congratulating, figured, fucking, gladiator, gladiators, go back, Here is, Land of the Free, pituitary, retard, retarding, shut up, skulls, The Land, The Skull, transpire, transpired
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