Here it is, February already! Damn! This year is flyin by like a car hit bum! It's also time for me to be campaigning for president again. So far so good. In New Hampshire, I spent not one cent and Gary Bauer spent 800 thousand bucks only to get 324 votes more than I did! Once again I've added more bikini girls to the page. My favorites are the patriotic gals. Nothin says God Bless America like …showed first 75 words of 378 total…

…showed last 75 words of 378 total…that love to laugh at life's craziness! My fellow fartknockers, I will keep the commentaries coming and once again thanks for all the support and kind e-mail! Oh, one more thing; Janet Reno, Ted Kennedy, Bud Selig, Jesse Jackson , Al Sharpton, Ted Turner, and that little prick workin the drive thru down at the Wendy's can KISS MY MUSCULAR IN SHAPE DOLPH LUNDGRIN LOOKIN ASS!! Have a good February and remember, GRITS AND TITS!! GIT-R-DONE!!