Dear Collin, I'm sure I've told you about my cousin, the one who worked at Microsoft? The one who retired with large land and stock holdings in his thirties? Because he worked there, I've always felt like I would work there too someday, at least I did until I interviewed with them last week. My full day of interviews started off with an investigation of my work ethic. The beautiful HR representative asked me how …showed first 75 words of 716 total…

…showed last 75 words of 716 total…was to be repeated once a day until all the sick people had left. Given a certain number of sick people and well people, how many days would it take for all of the sick people to leave? I still haven't figured that one out. I had one more meeting with the HR girl. When she asked me how the day went, I laughed. She didn't find anything the slightest bit amusing. Sincerely, Mateen Khan