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Spontaneous Human Combustion

Title: Spontaneous Human Combustion
Category: /Literature/English
Details: Words: 1505 | Pages: 5 (approximately 235 words/page)
Spontaneous Human Combustion
1. What is the leading cause of death with lesbians? Answer: Hairballs. 2. How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? Answer: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into her disk drive. 3. What can Life Savers do that men cant? Answer: come in five flavors. 4. What is good on pizza but bad on *censored*? Answer: Crust. 5. Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey? Answer: Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork. 6. How can …showed first 75 words of 1505 total…
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…showed last 75 words of 1505 total…the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong? Go ahead and take risks....just be sure that everything will turn out OK. No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag? Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. Bibliography n/a

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