So This is Me for the Next Five Years... "Imagine if everyone looked like their driver's license picture?" The audience gaffaws. It's a sure laugh. Everyone knows they will look bad on their license. It's one of the facts of life right? Tootie knew it, even Blair knew it, but I think it's a matter of attitude. I just had my license renewed for another five years and asked the clerk in the spaceport that …showed first 75 words of 637 total…

…showed last 75 words of 637 total…should give you the right look. I followed this simple idea when I went to get my new license. I knew it wasn't going to be as good as last time, even took me awhile after I got it to get used to the idea that this is the picture that will represent me until the year 2003 - straight through the millenium by anyones account. It's not a bad license picture, it's just more realistic.