A MUST READ FOR WOMEN! The Rules -- This Time By Men We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests …showed first 75 words of 701 total…

…showed last 75 words of 701 total…left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.) 34. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz. 35. I'm in shape. ROUND is a shape. 36. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know we really don't mind that? It's like camping!