For the past eight years, I have been trying to kill myself at least fifteen times a day. It begins at seven in the morning while I sip my first cup of coffee. I make sure I use non-fat coffee creamer, along with a sugar substitute. I am really trying to cut down on my fat and sugar intake these days. It is known that neither one of them are good for the body. As …showed first 75 words of 424 total…

…showed last 75 words of 424 total…more glass of water with my daily multi-vitamin. I take a hot bath, brush and floss my teeth, drench my face with three different anti-wrinkle lotions, and then plop myself down in front of the television. There, I try one more time, to seal the deal with the grim reaper. Failure. Maybe tomorrow I will triumph over death. Millions of Americans try to kill themselves every day. I am one of those people. I am