It is 9:00 A.M. on a Monday morning. By this time, many people are out and about, fully charged. I am still snug in bed, sleeping like a log. The alarm begins to beep. I press the snooze button. Nine minutes later, it beeps again. I press the snooze. One more time. Beep. Snooze. Finally, pressing the button has drained my energy and the next time it begins to beep, it goes on for a …showed first 75 words of 638 total…

…showed last 75 words of 638 total…infamous phrase "Janet, your scaring them." I'd be lost without coffee and I'm glad that it is everywhere. It is available at school, at gas stations, and at home. I know I'm not the only one that runs on this delicious drink. The day that coffee runs out will be the day I run out. I live for the caffeine. The coffee keeps me going. The coffee keeps me happy. The coffee wrote this paper.