The Alternative Tempest The play opens with a group of drunken Muppets from Italy, Gonzo, a blue monster thing with a bent nose, the King of Naples, Kermit a green frog with massive eyes, sailing home after the marriage of his daughter to the King of Tunis. They were drunk because they had previously been over to France on a 'booze cruise' in search of the duty frees. During the voyage the weather suddenly got …showed first 75 words of 1101 total…

…showed last 75 words of 1101 total…between Gonzo and Fozzy is sealed by the marriage of Clifford and Miss Piggy. Fozzy Bear frees Rizzo and decides to give up his magical powers. And the Boatswain, who woke up on the shore with the worst hangover ever, announces that despite the storm the ship is seaworthy and is ready for the journey back to Italy (with a stop off at France on the way for more cheap booze, obviously!). Bibliography n/a